guitarded

When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.

"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."

by Mark Ivey July 20, 2008

gimtard

A word used to describe someone who is having a stupid moment. It was created in New Braunfels by two girls who needed to find a different word than "retard" because the word "retard" was thought inappropriate by their parents and teachers.

"Jill is such a gimtard. I can't believe that she thought Washtington DC was in Washington state!!"

by Sarah Lindsey June 18, 2006

Guitard

One who sucks at playing guitar.

I totally messed up those chord changes, I'm such a guitard!

by Katie Bustard April 18, 2006

guitarded

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?

by Tomanos December 30, 2007

Guitarded

The use of too much or too many guitars.

The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.

by thestripeisonfire March 1, 2011

Guitarded

Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.

"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."

by Joshualbatross April 12, 2011

guitards

retards who hang out at guitar.com

stfu you guitards

you still shit your diapers

by swallow my meat April 30, 2004