Gulpern

Irish slang used to describe a fool, or someone who tends to do stupid things.

''Did you hear what them lads from the Panda where doing?''
''Yeah, pure gulperns!''

by Weedan September 3, 2011

cum gulper

A woman who loves to swallow semen excreted by a man during orgasm.

That chick I was with last night was definately a cum gulper.

by Pete Freud August 22, 2006

Googly Gulper

Gulps whale semen consistently, aswell as penetrating little boys

Person 1: OMG i just saw a Googly Gulper outside my house
Person 2: Omg where my son?!

by John WockV2 September 7, 2022

sperm gulper

A person with the uncanny ability to swallow ridiculous amounts of sperm, with a fuckin smile on their god damned face.

"Lydia is a dirty sperm gulper."

by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006

Gulper

Someone who happily drinks all the social distortions, and buzzwords that are created to stereotype people who are fighting for truth in politics. This person might have good intentions yet lack social creativity, and spatial capabilities, and resorts to other peoples terms for power. "Gulpers" are usually associated with both left, and right wing pundits, in U.S. Politics.

Woman: Did you hear about the book "Ecoscience" that Obama's science advisor John P Holdren co-authored with Bush's science advisor, that talks about sterilizing the water supply...etc?

Woman #2(lib): You must be a right winger!

Man(con): But Bush was a great president, except for the mass genocide, and support for eugenics!

woman: Wow,you two are some serious gulpers!

by SickNTired July 28, 2009

balloon gulper

the act of a female sucking the cum out of a condom after the man has ejaculated in it.

Jeremy was pleased to find out after his first sexual experience with Jen that she was a real deal balloon gulper.

by mike f August 22, 2004

guppers

it means yes, but when people dont know what it is we say it is a bad word

A bad word:
Jeff: Are you going to Tyler's party?
Alice: guppers
Jeff: omg!!

Yes:
Jeff: Are you going to Tyler's party?
Alice: guppers
Jeff: cool, see you there

by ALIZA!!! August 11, 2004