Shit Gills

The uncanny attribute that allows one to survive, and even flourish, while their head is permanently stuck up their supervisor's ass.

Also, a person who has such an attribute.

Mike: I swear that guy's head is shoved so far up our director's ass, I'm amazed he can still breathe.

Jeff: Easy. He has shit gills.

by BustedPretext November 26, 2010

Dirty Gullet

(n) - a mouth large enough to acommodate the girth of both cock and balls.

Blake slapped Helen when his right ball wouldn't fit in her inadequate dirty gullet.

She welcomed my swollen cock and hefty balls into her Dirty Gullet.

by Foster Thomas June 2, 2012

gacked to the gills

Obscenely high on any substance.

My boy Tommy is always gacked to the gills on some substance or another. That fool's crazy!

by Quailsareneat December 30, 2011

gullifer cancer

An form of cancer contagious to family and friends. Every time it's contracted it is more aggressive, forcing the originator to experience additional suffering by watching their loved ones die around them.

I hope you get gullifer cancer and have to watch your kid die right before you do!!!!

by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017

gullible

Being gullible is nothing more than trusting someone who should not be trusted.

Person 1: Ha! You're so gullible!

Person 2: So basically, you're laughing at me for having trusted you!

by Red Pill January 1, 2012

gulfstream liberal

One who presents them self as an environmentalist and far leftist, yet actually spends money on extravagant, materialistic possessions that damage the environment. Got its name after Al Gore, who flies his private gulfstream jet across the country while condemning SUV owners and such.

Man that guy is such a gulfstream liberal, he yelled at me for leaving my car running at the red light but was driving a hummer himself.

by Mandrew L. April 18, 2010

Gulliver Twist

The story of a poor Giant orphan who went to Liliput and asked for more

Gulliver Twist: "please sir, may I have some more?"
Emperor of Liliput: "How dare you! Are our tiny portions not enough for a giant like you? Off with your head!"

by escapepublishing December 18, 2010