guitarded

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.

1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.

by Kdott December 6, 2006

guitarted

The mind-numbing stupor and accopmanying visual sensation that occurs after playing Guitar Hero for extended periods of time; to be made retarted from the guitar.

Dude I just played a guitar hero marathon and I can't even see straight; i feel so guitarted.

by Bekka/ Brit January 10, 2008

Guitarded

A person who thinks he's/she's cool because they play guitar.

Stop being so guitarded, you can barely play that thing!

by Stuart Mizrahi October 18, 2008

guitarded

means retarded but with a guitar.

hey dat was soo guitarded.

by jk October 28, 2004

Guitarded

1. The act of being mentally altered and attempting to play more than you can with a guitar.

2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic

When i tried to play that solo i got all "guitarded"

by Aggressive Betty February 11, 2006

Guitarded

To have no dexterity at the Playstation 2 game guitar hero 1 or 2.
OR

To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.

Mrs. Peck did an abysmal job at guitar hero 2, she got booed off of the stage so fast, i swear that she's guitarded.

by Steven "Poseidon" Segura March 23, 2007

Guitarted

Someone who acts like they know how to play or like act they know about guitars. Pretty much a poser.

Danny is guitarted

by Dickmilk September 2, 2016