Gururaj

Gururaj is very kind. You think you know him but you don't. He is a mystery. He doesn't show his love for you but he surely loves you. His decisions can change anytime. He isn't patient. You can talk with him about anything and he surely won't judge you. He is really very adorable. He won't leave you despite of your mistakes.

Hey! Did you meet Gururaj?...He is really sweet.

by Your TK January 12, 2018

Gurujazzham

A thing that pisses for 48 hours on a 5 meter plate and shits for 69 hours on the plate then gets its spatula and starts snorting it up. After that it throws it up and then scoops it up with the spatula and starts eating it.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GDTDLHCGHJCYCGRJRTSWHGKNKCRAHF ITS A GURUJAZZHAM

by Guru jazz ham man July 16, 2019

Wooch Guru

Someone who has devoted their life to the ways of wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Ah ah ah, read chapter 3 of the wooch rulebook!”
“Wow, your such a wooch guru.”

by Char777 July 8, 2019

Super Kami Guru

Chief deity of the dragonball mythos, no one can surpass or even come close to his knowledge.

Guru? Wait, no Super Kami Guru.

Can I call you Guru for short?
Super Kami Guru accepts this.

by MyKikIsxMrxGrimmx18x July 28, 2016

gurrup

Sweat deposit found on your barse after exercise.

My drumskin was dripping with gurrup after the match.

by Ben Gunn May 8, 2005

Common Sense Guru

An individual who has gained a large following among members of the American Tea Party and/or other quasi-politcal groups. This person is easy to identify due to their constant facial scowl and constant litany of opinions and insults against any people who do not agree with him. This is his/her way of making sure their followers do not start thinking too much...after all it is the Common Sense Guru's job to do the thinking. Sometimes, however, this is problematic, due to the Guru's exclusive reliance on the "common sense", which is unfortunately both uncommon and subjective.

Typical words of a Common Sense Guru:

"We the people need better jobs but we don't want anyone else to have better jobs...'cause we have common sense and they don't"

"Let's stop paying teachers so much...that money needs to go to a better place, like the pocket of your Common Sense Guru"

by Saiga12 May 4, 2011

Beauty Guru

Beauty teacher, make-up artist, any person that can teach about beauty.

Chelsea crockett (beautyliciousinsider) on youtube is a beauty guru

by Meaningshelper December 20, 2014