A term steeped in the tradition of cringe-inducing humor, synonymous with painfully punny jokes and facepalm-worthy punchlines. "Guano a Guano" takes its inspiration from a pun on the Spanish phrase literally meaning "bat poop to bat poop," humorously interpreted as "bat to bat." This is a play on the English expression "mano a mano", meaning "hand to hand."
At the family reunion, Uncle Bob went full "guano a guano" with his barrage of cheesy jokes, much to the amusement (and discomfort) of his audience.
by Raul Terra June 7, 2023
Get the Guano a Guanomug. "Man, if I have to hear Babci's story about how she beat up that guy in the bar in '43 and they rolled out into the street in front of the bus I'm gonna go guano"
by shannonkg June 13, 2007
Get the guanomug. by snoopid September 13, 2004
Get the guanomug. Guano mines as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a $1.4 billion industry.
by CartoonChess July 22, 2004
Get the guanomug. 1. Avian fecal matter. In the 18th and 19th centuries, the North American Guano Company would send ships to south-Pacific islands to harvest the guan, which was used as fertilizer. (seriously!)
2. Bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.
2. Bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.
1. We used to have to import our <i>guano</i> from Mocronesia, but today we produce so much bullshit in Washington, that we no longer need the bird shit!
2. Wendy really dumped a load of <i>guano</i> on me when she said we were breaking up!
2. Wendy really dumped a load of <i>guano</i> on me when she said we were breaking up!
by Malcolm X-crement November 16, 2003
Get the guanomug. 
A small creature that lives under beds. They stand about a foot tall, have long pointed ears, and eyes that glow in the dark. They fight evil.
by geek717 May 18, 2009
Get the guanoemug.