ground to make up for

Something the husband replied with when she said she looked like a boy before her boobs grew and no one here wants to tell her what it means.

Me: I looked like a boy, but now I don’t.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them now. You have a lot of ground to make up for.

by The.wife. July 28, 2024

how to pick up a blue chair off the ground

A video by alantutorial which is incredibly helpful,go and try its simple and useful!

Dude 1: How to pick up a blue chair off the ground?
Dude 2: Go watch alantutorial.

by gaminggod420 December 21, 2022

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

a game from chowder that involves no winning
its bad luck not to say the whole name

how many times do i have to say there is no winning in Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

by StepJoe July 28, 2023

UPS Ground Service

The bottom rung of UPS delivery options. Basically, it's delivery within 2 to 8 business days, not counting Saturday(which is usually an extra grand). This is what really happens: your package arrives on the 2nd or 3rd day to a location 3 to 4 miles away from you and just sits around (GROUNDED) till it's delivery on the 8th or 9th day. You hear a loud thud on your porch, then the doorbell rings and when you open the door you see a dented package and a brown truck peeling out.

Guy#1: Has your UPS Ground Service package arrived yet?

Guy#2: Nope, I'll be collecting social security or six feet under before that thing arrives.

Guy#1: Yeah, next time use USPS Priority. It'll get there ahead of schedule and in one piece.

Guy#2: Thanks, dude. I'll remember that.

by Alleycat1969 September 28, 2012