Grottle your Kronse

This describes either deliberate or radom accidental injury to the male anatomy.

a) "Oh my God! Did you see that guy just grottle his kronse on that bike? That HAD to hurt!"

b) "I told you if you don't take your hands off of me right now, I am going to grottle your kronse!"

by GorillaEye October 7, 2009

gropalottaya

A disease or illness (usually mentally) when a person constantly or persistently gropes, fondles or touches another person as much, as often and as many places as the can. Tends to be related to copaphelia (cop a feel e ya).

Watch his hands, or his gropalottaya may get the best of you.

by Kokopellisweety January 14, 2021

Grottle

An uncommon mispronounciation of the word "groat", a medieval coin worth four pence.

I'll steal all your pennies and grottles.

by PenniesAndGrottles December 31, 2022

groal

the cross between growling and roaring

Wow! Did that tiger just groal??
Linda's sex noise sounds like a groal.

by saharabrookee January 1, 2009

Gootality

This is the ending result of going "Mortal Kombat" on your penis while masturbating. When you are near complete..in a rapid stroke...you yell "FINISH HIM!" Afterwords, you blow you load and that is "GOOTALITY!"

My office space is a total mess after my stroke fest ending in GOOTALITY!

by UKScotty June 14, 2013

Hansel and Gretal

Definition

1: When a girl feeds her man fruit all day so his cum tastes better. (verb)

"Yeah man, my girlfriend hansel and gretaled me all day so she could have something sweet without any calories"

by huibgsduifv August 28, 2016

grotastic

Ugly, fat, transexual, anything trashy.

Wren "Bubbles" and Kenny felts are SOOOOO Grotastic.

by Kenny Felts July 3, 2008