gropper-time

(slang) Voluntary intervals of time within the workplace used to measure non-performance of job functions whilst still receiving houry stipends for said functions. Gropper-time may be practiced in groups or independently.

"Fuck, look at my shitty paycheck...let's get some Gropper-time tonight, yo."

by MRDURDEN January 9, 2009

Gopping

To describe something or someone that looks gross, horrible or ugly.

Ashleigh: Mate, have you seen his new haircut? He looks really gopping!
Terri: I know mate, Tayler's got more hair in his eyebrows.

by Judithm8 March 15, 2015

Facebook Groupie

A person who always responds to another specific person's (i.e., the "target person") facebook status updates and links, typically within the first few minutes of it being shared.

The facebook groupie either 1) intensely romantically likes the target person, 2) wants to BE like the the target person, or 3) wants to be accepted by the target person's group of friends. The facebook groupie is often among the very first to respond to the target person's status updates/links and very rarely let's a target person's status update/links slip get by without a response.

They are often unaware how embarrassing, lap doggish, or futile their behavior appears to be. While the facebook groupie is typically of the opposite sex of the target person, facebook groupies can be the same gender as the target person.

Caveat: The term facebook groupie does not extend to family members or significant others. Therefore, you cannot be a facebook groupie to your husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend, sister, brother, cousin, etc.

by MiriamW February 8, 2012

firehouse groupie

A young woman, often under age, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with firefighters or is attracted the appeal hanging out in large trucks.

She's a firehouse groupie, of course she'll suck your dick, chief.

by monckee August 4, 2008

Death groupie

A person who feigns closeness with someone who has recently died in order to receive sympathy and/or attention. Usually achieved by social media, this person will embellish or exaggerate a relationship with the deceased, giving a false impression that they were close friends.

"Wow, she sure seems to be sad about Bob's death. I didn't even know they were friends." "They weren't. She's a death groupie."

by Erinna Spear June 20, 2013

festival groupie

Some fine ass thick bitch who stays at a groups camp and serves cock usually while wrecked on drugs and drunk. Getting a camp groupie or festival groupie is usually an aim for certain groups of men who like free sex and don't mind sharing pathetic sluts.

"That girl over there has been fucking pretty much every guy who asks."

"Yeah she's probably a festival groupie"
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"Yo we need to get hold of some dumb bitch who we can turn into our festival groupie this weekend."

"Fuck I aint sure the sex is worth sharing the 2c-b"

"Fuck off you didn't even pay for it, you sesh gremlin"

by SeshKing February 26, 2018

Gropius

Gropius - a sexual deviant who can't keep his hands from groping people of either sex, publicly, in a lewd and lascivious manner. A Gropius also claims to be both evil and crazy with a penchant for alcohol, especially vodka.

Andy? That guy's a whacked Gropius. The last time I saw him he was drunk on vodka and had his hand up some chick's shirt.

by MetalChick October 27, 2019