Grooming

Training, preparing or conditioning someone, usually over a longer period of time. Also used to refer to a paedophile's process of building trust with a child, wearing down the child's boundaries.

"The tutor we hired was a good investment; he's grooming my son for a prestigious college."
"Paul gives our daughter a lot of gifts and attention, I'm worried he might be grooming her. Do you think i should call the police?"

by AnAbundancyOfLemons February 18, 2017

Noodle Groovin

when a person cant sit still,usually a tweeked out, up for days, person on meth or speed freak. Looks sort like they are doing the peepee dance and dont realize it but wear you out talking to them.

Sandi was noodle groovin at the casino.

The chick couldn't quit noodle groovin long enough to sit still for 5 minutes.

by chrsreesie May 13, 2010

Grooming Jam

The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.

When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.

by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021

goosin

to really want something

im absolutely GOOSIN for naked fred durst pics right now

by notgayforfreddurst63 September 26, 2021

Goosin

To consume Grey Goose vodka or similar, with the intent of getting intoxicated. Once Drunk term changes to Goosed.

Goosin before a heavy night out.

by willy_p October 20, 2013

noodle groovin'

a little unintentional dance performed by tweakers after being up too long.

damn dude, you need to stop your noodle groovin'!

by Kevin Jourdan May 25, 2007

SPRUCE GOOSING

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.

"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."

by yorg December 8, 2015