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grooter

That chick who lives upstairs is weird, definitely a grooter.
by rockstar47 December 16, 2011
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Groove grouter

1. A male partner who has a hard time getting his shaft in the hole.

2. A male partner with a propensity for clumsiness when working his shaft down there, often approaching the wrong hole.
Barbara:  Herb was so crap in bed. He needs a map to find his way around down there. He acted like a plumber.

Bonnie:  God, I hate groove grouters, they are so clumsy!
by Saulty Wordsmiths March 30, 2010
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Gronderful

A combination of great and wonderful. When a situation is so great that great or wonderful can't describe it. Saying "this is fucking great" wouldn't cover it either.
O my God, i haven't eaten all day, this quadruple cheeseburger with fries is gronderful.
by Clinker It On June 14, 2010
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gontermaniac

One who is a fan of David Gonterman, in either a humorous or legitimate way.
"I love Davey-kins! I'm the #1 GONTERMANIAC!"
"Gonterman is goddamned insane, and the horrid quality of his work is so bad, it doubles over into good. I think that makes me a gontermaniac."
by Chainsaw Dudley April 7, 2003
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Grunter

Named after a popular South African sport-fish (Spotted Grunter - Pomadasys commersonni) which is known for grunting like a pig when landed, a grunter is a very unattractive woman.

The term is so widely used that young men developed a game called 'Hunt the Grunt' whereby each player adds money to a pot and the aim is to score the ugliest girl/woman possible on any one night. At the end a winner is decided by popular (unpopular) vote and he takes the pot. It is then his decision whether or not to buy his grunter a drink with his winnings.
A:Bro, that thing you scored last night was an absolute grunter!
B: Get fucked, meat is meat and a man must eat.
by Sharkish September 12, 2012
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Goonter

Any persons unattractive sibling is called a “goonter”
Check it out, she has a goonter.
by DownyShart June 28, 2019
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Grunterhole

I can't log onto the fucking Grunterhole because the AGB Firewall is blocking my modems
by Piggy Smooth-Face October 18, 2008
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