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gronk by SeattlelttaeS November 9, 2021
gronk
A citizen who was born in or lives in the Australian town of Cessnock. They wear cheap plastic thongs, footy shorts and walk around proclaiming about how great there local football team "The Goannas" are.
Gronk
A deadshit, a suck-up, a person who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about the opinion of others, when they are right.
Originated in Lane Cove Shops, Sydney in the late 90s and spread rapidly...
People who are up themselves. Snob businessmen.
Lads; ad lays (pig latin).
Teenage kids who refuse to grow up and cant see past there own hard cunt attitudes.
A person who does not care about themselves enough and has low self esteem.
Stupidity for the sake of a non-humorous laugh, usually between close mates; a dickhead.
Dense; someone who does not get it!
Lane Cove Slang.
Originated in Lane Cove Shops, Sydney in the late 90s and spread rapidly...
People who are up themselves. Snob businessmen.
Lads; ad lays (pig latin).
Teenage kids who refuse to grow up and cant see past there own hard cunt attitudes.
A person who does not care about themselves enough and has low self esteem.
Stupidity for the sake of a non-humorous laugh, usually between close mates; a dickhead.
Dense; someone who does not get it!
Lane Cove Slang.
gronk
gronk by ucla sucks October 10, 2008
gronk
One who is a bitch, an ass kisser, a muppet.You can slap him around and he wont do shit but then when u walk away he will mumble under his breath or bitch about how he was going to kick your ass to his friends.
Not enough of a man to talk to a women.
Prone to sucking up and talking about themselves alot.
Possibly lacking in testosterone or testicles
Not enough of a man to talk to a women.
Prone to sucking up and talking about themselves alot.
Possibly lacking in testosterone or testicles
Nik: "This guy at the pub today said i was a dirty little faggot and kicked me in the scrote, and i was going to fuck him up , he's lucky i had an itchy ass crack or i would have kicked his ass with my mad wicked kung fool skills! Fuck i'm a mad cunt, I was fully going to hit on his hot girlfriend too, after i kicked his ass , cos i looked at her and she smiled at me, or blinked or something, yeah she wants me man! I'm the sexiest guy alive, i'm so hot i dont need to talk to her she should come and talk to me, i never get laid whoo"
Everyone else: "You Gronk!"
Everyone else: "You Gronk!"