Groffing

To utterly fuck something up and forget everything you were previously told. To be so distracted you wouldn’t even be considered to be in this universe.

“No wonder he missed the play on 2nd base, he was straight Groffing.”

by Sully LaCroix April 22, 2022

gonfing

masturbating with a parrot

fancy a good gonfing later dave?

yes please matt

by johnny sidestep April 20, 2007

Gronking

A meme like owling or planking, when a guy has his shirt off showing his muscles, while an attractive woman is wearing his shirt. Usually done for photographic purposes.

Came from when an American football player Rob Gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive pornstar (Didi Jones) wearing his jersey.

I got a picture of me Gronking with that random that I raw dogged last night.

by stordiford October 27, 2011

Gronking

Verb,The act of violently spiking a football after scoring a touchdown, the act of posing for pictures shirtless with a porn star, the act of being the best at what you do.

"I just scored my 15th touchdown this year. #Gronking"

by ThePatsPunk December 30, 2011

Groning

A Groning is a guy who has a huge cock and fucks tons of girls

A Groning is a God

by Groning October 1, 2019

Groninger

A person who thinks they are a true tobacco user but in reality they are not. Otherwise known as a fake dipper.

Hey man look at that Groninger over there. He's totally fake dipping!!!

by Randall Boxstuffer April 3, 2017

Groningen

Groningen - A city full of students who just love to spend their time on drinking and having a good time on n2o balloons.

You will find these inhabitants sometimes in the library to hope for the best when the exams are coming.

Normal student: "Wow I started drinking quite early today!"

Groningen student: *Sips from bottle of vodka while racking up a line from the table and cracking a balloon* Oh man u better spend your days in Groningen. Vó voor de leden.

by Buzzin69 April 29, 2019