To utterly fuck something up and forget everything you were previously told. To be so distracted you wouldn’t even be considered to be in this universe.
by Sully LaCroix April 22, 2022
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by johnny sidestep April 20, 2007
Get the gonfing mug.A meme like owling or planking, when a guy has his shirt off showing his muscles, while an attractive woman is wearing his shirt. Usually done for photographic purposes.
Came from when an American football player Rob Gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive pornstar (Didi Jones) wearing his jersey.
Came from when an American football player Rob Gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive pornstar (Didi Jones) wearing his jersey.
by stordiford October 27, 2011
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by ThePatsPunk December 30, 2011
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Get the Groning mug.A person who thinks they are a true tobacco user but in reality they are not. Otherwise known as a fake dipper.
by Randall Boxstuffer April 3, 2017
Get the Groninger mug.Groningen - A city full of students who just love to spend their time on drinking and having a good time on n2o balloons.
You will find these inhabitants sometimes in the library to hope for the best when the exams are coming.
You will find these inhabitants sometimes in the library to hope for the best when the exams are coming.
Normal student: "Wow I started drinking quite early today!"
Groningen student: *Sips from bottle of vodka while racking up a line from the table and cracking a balloon* Oh man u better spend your days in Groningen. Vó voor de leden.
Groningen student: *Sips from bottle of vodka while racking up a line from the table and cracking a balloon* Oh man u better spend your days in Groningen. Vó voor de leden.
by Buzzin69 April 29, 2019
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