groid rage

1) A disparaging term representing the unbridled anger of an out-of-control African-American male of the lowest tier of socioeconomic classing.

2) More broadly, the rage of any member of the human species exhibiting said anger.

Etymology: A portmanteau of (ne)gro and (ste)roid rage

Man, let's get the hell outta here, that dude has some serious groid rage!

by eggplantman September 19, 2008

groid parking

When a person purposely back into a park space to prevent their tags being run.

We went to the mall and alot of people had groid parking their car

by It doesn't matter April 14, 2021

Groid Rage

The effect of warm summer heat on certain species. Incidents of rape, random stabbings and murder tend to increase dramatically when Groid-Rage is experienced.

Your honour, my client was suffering from seasonal Groid Rage and therefore cannot be held responsible for his actions.

by McCeltunstein July 17, 2021

Groid's Law

Groid's Law states that the level of civility a Basketball-American is capable of is inversely proportional to the distance from other Basketball-Americans, while quantity also being a significant factor. Nothing shames a negro more to his groid associates than being seen speaking in full, coherent sentences amongst white folk.

You may think they're one of the good ones, but you haven't seen Groid's Law in action.

by SyFy January 01, 2021

n groid

Substitute for Nigga. Supposedly a more positive connotation of Nigga.

No this N groid didn't just try me

by Delsi January 29, 2016

Groids

When you urinate so hard that your genitals get hemorrhoids. It's mostly just in the urethra, however it can impact the interior of the vagina gland. Extremely deadly. Excrutiatingly painful.

Dude 1: Man, I pissed so fucking hard today that I think I've developed Groids.

Dude 2: Holy shit bro, you're gonna die.

Father: Son, I think it's time I had a talk with you about the dangers of relieving oneself too forcefully. I want to talk to you about Groids.
Son: Awww, dad, I learned about Groids in the 2nd grade when I first really started experimenting with sniffing model glue.
Dad: Get out of my home!

by Lost My Virginity in a Dennys April 02, 2024

Groiding

The act of being a groid or doing something that a groid would do

Guy 1: hey, you see that white man over there in his challenger listening to rap music?
Guy 2: yeah, he’s totally groiding over there

by Groid Killa December 20, 2023