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groceries 

an alternative word for alcohol, used by teens that are underage
person 1: are you goin to that party?
person 2: ya man, i heard theres goin to be mad groceries
groceries by j menz July 30, 2007

groceries 

1. Pharmeceutical drugs such as MDMA or ecstacy.
Hey, I need to purchase some groceries.
The aunties have the groceries!
Those groceries were good shit!
groceries by barry1237 July 8, 2005

groceries 

Something disgusting. can also be used to describe how you feel about a girl when asked.

pretty much replace the word gross with groceries in any sentence.
"oh my god, did you see that girl puke?"
"yea! groceries!"

"did you see how ugly that girl was? groceries"
groceries by prettylew December 15, 2008

groceries 

A bag with different things in it. As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.
"I went to the store for groceries, but since it's just 'a bag with different things in it,' I grabbed a wrench, a rubber chicken, and a copy of The Art of the Deal. Nailed it."
groceries by animaltrainer78 April 3, 2025

groceries 

A bag with different things in it.

As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.
I went to the store for groceries, but since it's just 'a bag with different things in it,' I grabbed a wrench, a rubber chicken, and a copy of The Art of the Deal. Nailed it.
groceries by animaltrainer78 April 3, 2025

groceries ate 

I caint belive my mother walked in on me while I was gettin my groceries ate.

That's So Sick to EVEn think about gettin your groceries ate When your Family's Visiting.
groceries ate by H2 August 3, 2005