Griddle Bang

During sex, the male knocks the female out with a frying pan in such a way that her orifices constrict around the male's member. In the morning, the female wakes up remembering nothing and the male forces her to cook him breakfast using the aforementioned frying pan.

I really dug the omelette that resulted from the griddle bang with Saundra the other night.

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

griddle titties

Small tits that look like two eggs frying on a griddle

That girl has griddle titties

by survivedabortioncdc August 21, 2009

griddle flaps

A mythical hybrid of a bacon cheese burger and a pancake. Said to prevent vomiting, cure intense hangovers and solve marijuana induced food cravings.

...Oh, I feel like shit, my head's splitting and I'm queasy ...I sure could use some griddle flaps.

by PhD Strange October 12, 2007

Griddle Caked

To be high. typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Yo meng you wanna get griddle caked?

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

Sweet Griddle cakes

Can use instead of "Oh my God" or "Sweet Jesus"

"Sweet.... Griddle Cakes! Look at the tush on that teletubby!"

by Miles J June 22, 2004

nig-griddle

A breakfast sandwich that can only be purchased with food stamps.

Person 1: Are you hungry?

Person 2: Yeah, we should go get some Nig-Griddles.

Person 1: Ok, do you have your food stamps with you?

by the baconer September 6, 2011

Saskatchewan Griddle Cake

Canadian equivalent of the Cleveland Steamer

So yah want a Saskatchewan Griddle Cake, eh?

by Paul December 25, 2008