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grey goose 

to grab a man's genitals, putting them into a sort of choke-hold until the penis turns gray and falls off. Also, committing this act while drunk on Grey Goose Vodka.
I gave that son-of-a-bitch one hell of a grey goose when I found out he'd been sleeping with my best friend!
grey goose by serarg January 25, 2007

grey goose 

What black women call blondes under their breath. see also: grey girls
Cockblocker: No grey goose for you tonight, nigga!
grey goose by idiot buster December 28, 2005

Grey Goose 

The shape of a hand made with all fingers coming to a cone position with the intention of fisting something.
Kim looked back at kanye saying "give me your grey goose, I want to feel it up to your elbow!"
Grey Goose by greygoose69 February 25, 2015

Grey Goose Wanker 

A male generally early teens to mid twenties, who sports the TOWIE haircut and clothing attire, false/sunbed tan (Tan-tastic), who goes to a nightclub and sits in a booth with his other drones and orders a bottle of grey goose. When it arrives, they take to posing and taking countless pictures, of their supposed grandieur nightout and existance, due to their expensive taste in what actually is a very good vodka. They may actually get some pussy through this social extravaganza, however the slightly more socially and culturally aware among know this vodka is mass produced and is not as of a socially exclusive beverage that these GGWs portray.
Observer 1 : Look at him over there , sporting that haircut and attire"
(Looks at Observer 2, with slight disdain)
Observer 2: Grey Goose Wanker?
Observer 1: Yeah a think so.
Observer 2: Why can't they just sit down and drink without constantly taking photos with their phones?
Observer 1: It is one of lifes' great mysteries.
(Observer 2 looks over at the GGW Specimen)
Observer 2: Let's see if he orders one.

grey goose disease 

When a person becomes drowsy from alcohol. Grey Goose is a type of Vodka.
Chamillionaire: If liquor makes him drowsy, he gonna say he got that grey goose disease

grey goose it 

to have sex with someone that is ugly while drunk
yo would you have sex with the fat girl?
yea, ill grey goose it?
grey goose it by Jove88 June 11, 2008