Catching Grenades

Catching Grenades- Always ending up with the ugly friend of the group.

T- Hey ladies whats up

T to C- I got dibs on the right one

C to S- I got dibs on the left one

S to T and C- I get the ugly one in the middle? Man I hate Catching Grenades

by SchmittyBalls 17 February 27, 2011

hunky hand grenades

Stuffed cabbages. Cabbage rolls filled with ground pork, rice and spices.

Grandma is cooking up a big old pot of hunky hand grenades.

by Kunthuffer October 28, 2017

Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.

Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.

by Terrance Clark December 28, 2005

Hen grenades

Eggs. (Used in context of throwing eggs at something)

From Tom & Jerry cartoon, "Yankee Doodle Mouse", which showed Jerry using eggs in a carton labeled as "Hen-Grenades", as a weapon against Tom.

They threw hen grenades at someone's house last night!

by OldsVistaCruiser January 9, 2011

Ass Grenades

When your shitting and it explodes in your toilet like grenades
The feeling of World War 3 out of your asshole
Heavy amounts of shit
Long pieces of shit or multiple shits
M.O.A.S (M.other O.f A.ll S.hits) basically

Bro I ate at this Mexican place,i later murdered my toilet with Ass Grenades
Bro i took the M.O.A.S yesterday i couldn't sit for a week
Dude my Ass Grenades clogged my toilet for a couple of days

by Plemington_J August 27, 2013

horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war

Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.

Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011

bandoleer of grenades

A large group of unattractive girls, to be avoided at all costs. Directly related the party's Grenade Point Average.

I got invited to the engineering sorority's party the other day, and EVERY SINGLE CHICK WAS A GRENADE. It was a BANDOLEER of grenades...

by flamingzebra90 October 19, 2010