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Green Brook

A very small town in New Jersey. Too small to have its own high school, the students go to neighboring Watchung Hills Regional High School. The people in the town are mostly middle class and white, however the town is expaniding and bringing in more types of people. The town is divided by route 22 and the watchung hills mountains. The upper part of the town on the mountain tends to be richer and better off, as many families live in newer and bigger homes. Most kids are pretty friendly, and many are into sports like baseball. There is an abundance of different styles that can be seen, ranging from preppy, to skater, to white kids who try to dress and act ghetto. Theres not much to do in Green Brook at all. And everyone knows everyone elses business.
I wish I didnt like in Green Brook, there is never anything to do here. Yeah, but atleast we play sports and the girls here are pretty.
by lax guy May 25, 2006
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Founded to be a leading path for the future generation to rule the world with mind broadening education, the Academy hosts an eccentric cast of characters. Each brilliant student has a superiority complex they are unwilling to admit to, an unhealthy obsession with something they should have stopped liking in middle school, and a strange bond over lasagna (must be free trade). A group that could succeed in world domination if they weren’t too busy yelling at each other at three am telling one another to go to bed. From an outsider’s point of view, you really can’t tell if they all hate each other or love each other. Either way, they’re hilarious to watch.
Dude, your sibling is in the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies? How’s their Percy Jackson obsession? How’s their stubborn burn out waiting to happen? When do they start their homework? I bet they start it at 3 am, right? Do they have any friends outside of Academy? How many of them want to pursue a career in humanities? How many of them threaten to run away to a cottage in the middle of nowhere at the slightest inconvenience? Wow. What a bunch of geeks.
by academite plant mom December 25, 2020
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Glenbrook North

Glenbrook North is located on the North Shore of Chicago residing in Northbrook. It is ranked in the top 10 schools in IL.

Most students at GBN well-off white Catholics or Jews.People for the most part are pretty nice, although they get shallower with the years. People like to exaggerate about how hard GBN is, but it is only hard if you're taking 6 AP classes out of 8 periods.
Almost all of the students are involved in GBN in some way, shape, or form through sports or clubs. There is a club for EVERYTHING, and if there isn't a club to support your interest, it is not at all hard to start your own because students are pretty open minded and supportive of each other. GBN's rivals are Glenbrook South and Deerfield. Granted, GBN does have some not-so-good sports, but the best ones are basketball, swimming, soccer, volleyball, hockey, and lacrosse. OK so we're good at a lot of sports... What can we say? On the other hand, the fine arts program is also top-notch, and the collaborative musicals put on every year between GBN and GBS seem almost professional.

GBN's facilities are state of the art and constantly undergo renovation. Teachers are very helpful and generally do their best to give students extra attention during their office hours if needed.

Overall, GBN is one of the most well-rounded and greatest schools on the North Shore. Go Spartans!
Glenbrook North Student: Sooooo excited for HC! Wait $70 for the party bus, right?
by gbnspartans July 31, 2012
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Glenbrook South

1. Mostly white. Filled with Mexicans. You'll be lucky to spot a black person.Too many Indians and Asians.

2. Better at football than Glenbrook North.

3. Located in Glenview, IL, northern suburb of Chicago filled with white people.

4. Won a grammy for choir.
Kid: Hey wanna play I Spy in my Glenbrook South yearbook for a black kid?

Kid 2: Sure, but how can a school win a grammy?

Kid: I have no idea.
by glenbrook south person February 21, 2011
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Glenbrook South

A high school that resides in Glenview, Illinois. Rivals of it are Glenbrook North Spartans and Loyola Ramblers. The mascot of the school is Tommy the Titan. Glenbrook South honestly has some utterly horrible sports teams besides swimming, track, and lax. Lax bros are not uncommon.

Kids are very diverse..there's a club for EVERYTHING. You see crazy looking kids and almost everyone is accepted. But you would be lucky to spot a black kid...there is probably a grand total of 3 throughout the whole school.

There's a bunch of really smart bitches and the debate team is great or something. We can kick GBN's ass in almost everything except wrestling. Known for a Grammy-winning music program and kids are allowed to say 'fuck you' to teachers and give them the finger and no consequences would be served. Some fuck up kids smoke weed in the bathrooms. Live's good at GBS
kid 1: glenbrook south suck
kid 2: but at least it kicks glenbrook north trash.
kid 1: gotta agree.
by northbrooksucksforever69 May 14, 2011
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Glenbrook South

Glenbrook South (GBS) is a high school located in a conservative, Christian, and wealthy suburb north of Chicago, Illinois. The high school is predominantly white and filled with spoiled young adults who live in complete oblivion. Want to have a genuine conversation about current social issues? not going to happen here. Students have absolutely no concept of racism, sexism, classism, or homophobia. For fun, students typically go to the movies, bowling, or aimlessly walk around the Glen. When they are not taking part in these activities they are consuming drugs as an escape mechanism due to the fact that they live in Glenview, a boring American suburb.
"Sup bro? After class lets hit up the glen get blazed eat at potbellys sneak into the movies and watch Mr. Poppers penguins. And when we get out I'll call my friends brothers cousin and see if he can pick us up some Keystones so we can drink in my basement (common Glenbrook South pastimes)."
by kungfooshus November 6, 2011
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Glenbrook Academy

A group of quirky teens with esoteric interests and strange fixations on certain topics (personal examples could include biting and eggs). They include 26ish Democrats, 1 or 2 Libertarians, a Communist, and an inconsistent far-right kid. Symptoms include: Being in debate or band, hating your teachers, and losing the ability to talk to other people.
Academy Kid: I'm in the Glenbrook Academy
Billy: How nerdy and annoying.
Academy Kid: Prove it axiomatically you fallacious fool! Substantiate your arguments reasonably or be dismissed as the illogical agent you are!
by Not.Red October 26, 2020
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