green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.

i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!

by johnaaaa May 19, 2007

Green trees

The common hood slang for broccoli. used by thugs to tell each other to eat their greens so they can be healthy thugs

"Yo boiii go eat your green trees so you can be a real healthy thug mang"

by Bill the broccoli thug of L.A December 13, 2014

Green trees

Noun. Code word for Marijuana.

Yo, you got some green trees or what, kid??

by AL9000 January 24, 2009

The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022

i see trees of green

really? How did you not notice the red roses too? Also did you hit your head because you should be saying "I see green trees." You are dumb.

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom, for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

there you go, you got to see some the song.

by Beastmode1158 November 4, 2020

Trees are green.

Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.

It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.

“My hair looks nice today”

Smh

by Kontinjent August 31, 2020

Greenstreeting

When you are wearing a jacket zipped up all the way to the neck, with hands in pockets, waiting to kick the shit out of someone, as seen in the movie Green Street Hooligans.

John: Why the hell is that guy standing like that? Does he not know he's about to get the shit kicked out of him?

Steve: No you tosser! He's Greenstreeting. He'll beat the fuck out of that mick bastard.

by thewiseman1011 April 20, 2009