Greasing the flagpole

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube

i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!

by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009

Greasing Around

The act of absolutely dominating any particular activity, often in such a way that is clearly far beyond all expectation and an individual's perceived skill levels, all the while appearing entirely effortless and natural.

An individual found greasing around can be colloquially known as a "greaser." The act may be called "greasing" for short.

- Spencer: "Man, that math exam killed me."
- William: "Me too. John, how did you do so well? You didn't even study--"
- John: "I was just greasing around!!"

- Nate: "Wait, I'm second on Facebook Tetris now?! How the--"
- Alex: "GREASING!"

by JustAnotherGreaser August 31, 2011

Greasing gio

To rizz up

“Yo you greasing gio?”
“You cooking ngl. You greasing gio?”
Look at slaughter he’s greasing gio”

by johnshlatt January 28, 2023

Quantitative Greasing

When the Federal Reserve say's "OK Working class slaves,,,
Bend over... This will only hurt a little bit"...
But then they put sand and glass in the K-Y jelly (t.m.) When

your not looking.(use your tax dollars to repay junk debt)

First Guy: Did Your retirement account slide loo?

Second Guy: Yea... i got a real Quantitative Greasing!

by scubadoobie November 4, 2010

finger grazing

Touching all the mints before choosing one.

Don't eat the Altoids. I caught Mike finger grazing them in your office.

by binghamtonjones February 7, 2014

greasing the bishop

To masturbate

Johnny's mom walked in on him while he was greasing the bishop.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

Grazing

Extremely mild act of flirtation. Consists of shifting around, and "accidentally" grazing them (a slight touch) but not actually shifting once again as to terminate contact.

OMG did you see that? They were totally grazing!

by buscape December 7, 2009