gratitude bump

When you do a favor for a friend, they owe you a bump.

Austin ask's Jesse to get him liquor, now he owes him a gratitude bump.

by steve randy March 28, 2015

Lesbian gratitude cookies

In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.

McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.

by The Girl Shepherd June 1, 2018

Gratitute

A Fart that your grateful for.

"I really have a stomach ache right now, I could use a gratitute."
"The guy behind me is a real douche. Please god give me a gratitute."

by MachoMing March 24, 2010

Gravitude

The weight of your attitude as it applies to others.

The gravitude of this implication would be infinite to all who heard the speech.

by Pablo Waldrones January 20, 2015

gruntitude

the feeling a grunty gets when angry

similar to the word "attitude" gruntitude is the grunties for of attitude, seeing as they are smaller then us they dont have the same anger we get sometimes its smaller.

in a sentence "man that grunty is very rude, he needs to work on his gruntitude problems."

by InsaneWind May 26, 2008

grattitude adjustment

When someone takes things for granted. Or whines for no reason. Lack of appreciation or having an unjustified sense of entitlement.

15 year old girl: My parents said they won't buy me the new iPhone

2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?

15 year old girl: pffft duh ya

2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.

by 1jazzydiva October 13, 2011

grattitude

Being sassy or ungrateful when thanking someone

"Yeah whatever, thanks."
"Dude, what's with the grattitude?"

by Senor Wolfie September 24, 2013