The high one gets from receiving a text message, particularly a text message related to a romantic/sexual interest. Those who need textual gratification tend to go through periods of anxiety while they are waiting to hear back from people they have texted.
by Call Me Mr. Gee June 25, 2009
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Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!
by 1maddd2mackxxx August 30, 2016
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Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?
Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.
Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.
by xFISHx October 24, 2007
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She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...
She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...
by biggest creep ever December 3, 2013
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My girlfriend,________ just broke up with me because she's a stupid wh*re!!! (sniffle) Or maybe it's because you had too many cats and too many posters of Star Trek on the walls?
by Cornfucker January 25, 2004
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If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
important as theirs.
by Overwhelmed and Pissed off mom March 16, 2014
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John realized that most of the money he made was illegal, so he didn't mind some DeLayed gratification while he moved the money around in order to hide it's source.
by ohIkawtyou2 November 27, 2010
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