Grasshopper Sarcasm

When in conversation, person A says something that person B knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person A's voice. Derives from when a grasshopper is in the grass and you know it is there but you cannot see it.

After Steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"

by Monsieur Monsieur October 11, 2013

Humble Grasshopper

Someone who has a LOT to learn, and who is willing to commit to ACTION

"To start learning Dentistry, learn to be a humble grasshopper!!!!!!!!!"

"Patience, young grasshopper" - Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)

by amalgam_creep April 18, 2011

grasshopper

A term for someone learning from a wiser master. Often used in mockery when something is 'common knowledge' that is easily forgotten.

This word is similar to padwan.

Man 1: "It took me 3 days to download the latest version of Priston Tale"
Man 2: "3 days? WTF, I downloaded it in 34 minutes"
Man 3: "Not everyone has broadband, grasshopper."

by celticshiva March 1, 2004

young grasshopper

Young grasshopper a term used for a young apprentice in traing by the wise mantis to become wise and mighty.

Man mattys was wasted latsnight hes such a young grasshopper

patients young grasshopper wish fishmantis will show you the way.

by fishmantis October 28, 2013

Grasshole

The neighbor that refuses to mow his lawn more than once per month.

Did you see that lawn down the street? It must be a foot tall. What a grasshole !!

by Sethington June 10, 2008

Grasshopper-Eyes

/ˈɡrasˌhäpər-īz/
noun

Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".

Check out them grasshopper-eyes! I can't tell if that fool is eyeballing me or the wall.

by wvance February 13, 2019

Grasshopper love

When a man takes his index finger and thumb and places then on a another man's chest having the nipple inbetween the index finger and thumb. He then gently rolls his fingers back and forth on ethier side of the nipple causing immense pleasure

Alex was in shock from the grasshopper love Nathan gave him.

by Tom Geaslen December 19, 2005