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Grassface

(n) Compound word; originally used as a lighter, milder term for crapface, when one does not want to be reprimanded for using pg-13 language in front of minor minors. Evolved into a universal substitute for any curse. Mysteriously capable of bringing smiles onto both user and usee.

Alternate usage of grass as a substitute for crap: "Piece of Grass."

The exclamation "What a grassface!" is sometimes used immediately following a sneeze.

Other related exclamation as a synonym to "rats!" and the like: "Grassy ping-pong balls!"
"Acchooo! What a grassface!"

"I'm gonna get that piece of grass..."

"Get your grass out of here!"

"Grassy grassface shedding pieces of grass!"

"Quit grassing around!"
by GuavaGuy December 8, 2013
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oops.. looks like you forgot the l in clock, have fun being scarred for the rest of your life
OH SHIT I LOOKED UP grandfarthers cock ;(
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grassfairy

A person who plays soccer. Usually refers to a girl.
Michelle is a grassfairy, she's always playing soccer.

Grassfairies are hot!!
by Michelle Dippo July 10, 2007
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grassfairy

a person thats non athletic, yet claims to be, smokes alot of pot, and smells of patchouli and body oder, often having having long hair, unkempt beards, and a large pubic bush that likely harbor small insects and rodents, they often pretend to have musical knowledge, like the common hippee, and attempting at vegitarianism, while secretly powering through mcdonalds on a regular basis. You can often spot the common grassfairy not just by there hippee like apearence, but also the from miles away due to the foul mixture of body odor and patchouli that is excreted from there pores.
this neighborhood is thick with grassfairies.

wow i can smell that grassfairy from here.

i think a squirrel came out of that grassfairies bush.
by envirohatered June 20, 2012
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grassary

a field under grass; grassland.
The town abounds in grassaries (plural of grassary).
by uttam maharjan August 15, 2012
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grassheart

im a grassheart

me im into fashion, brother likes cooking and my sister's a grassheart
by funtastic2014 June 19, 2014
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Grasscar

A cool bro who worships mill mills. She loves her soooo much and thinks she’s her lord and saviour. G
“Grasscars a nice one!”
by Lachlanisgreat June 13, 2018
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