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Lesbian gratitude cookies

In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.
McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.
by The Girl Shepherd June 1, 2018
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Gravitude

The weight of your attitude as it applies to others.
The gravitude of this implication would be infinite to all who heard the speech.
by Pablo Waldrones January 20, 2015
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grattitude adjustment

When someone takes things for granted. Or whines for no reason. Lack of appreciation or having an unjustified sense of entitlement.
15 year old girl: My parents said they won't buy me the new iPhone

2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?

15 year old girl: pffft duh ya

2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.
by 1jazzydiva October 13, 2011
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grattitude

Being sassy or ungrateful when thanking someone
"Yeah whatever, thanks."
"Dude, what's with the grattitude?"
by Senor Wolfie September 24, 2013
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gratitudes

The plural of gratitude. As if...I have plenty more to be grateful for.
Not in other dictionary, but should be.
As in: Am in AA or NA and I have gratitute(s)

They are likely, or most always plural: when researching in Web/Sch there is no plural.
For all friends who are seeking a new life, some times they are asked to give gratitude(s), but alas you are given spell check.
Why can't it be plural, and why can't friends seek?
OR, just have more than one thing that they are grateful for in life.
As in: Am in AA or NA and I have gratitute(s)

They are likely, or most always plural.

Yet, used every day. Only this dictionary will accept.
At least for now.

Please accept the gratitudeS. That would be gratitudes.
Thank you for your consideration for this word that is used SO much.
by mselliott/thebrowniesrnotalie September 7, 2013
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Gratitude

by Kangaroolover12 December 28, 2018
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ample gratitudes

When you're girlfriend is drunk, locked the doors and you have plenty of smokes and beer.
I have ample gratitudes cuz I was prepared.... knew she was gonna lock the door.
by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017
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