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Grapist

A person who is dressed as a bushell of grapes for Halloween. Usually the neighborhood favorite. But watch out, the Grapist will rape you. He leaves purple stains as a trademark of his visit. Hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids, and hide yo' husbands...he grapin' eveyone out here.
We were out trick or treating last year and we saw the grapist. We were lucky enough to get away, but Jenny (dressed as a juicer) was not so lucky.
by graper November 8, 2010
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Grapeism

The holy religion based on grapes. The holy one is a grape. Jesus? More like grapesus.
I believe in grapeism
by Dirt rocks November 23, 2018
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Ava: Haha high in Advil again!
Grace: that’s Graceist!!
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Grapest

A force of pushing grapes down someones throat
Im a Grapest im gonna grape you

Chris: Im gonna grape you tonight

Lisa: Im looking forward to it
by GRAPEDOWNTHROAT December 7, 2010
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Grapist

A character from a video by the comedy group "The Whitest Kids You Know" Also can be used as a character in the game of LARP (live action role play) The grapist powers are but not limited to; Throwing grapes into opponents mouths. Using a squirt gun filled with grape juice in his/her graping conquest, and tying down people to radiators and taking them down to basements to finnish their graping conquest. To be a Grapist one must wear all purple, preferable with a hat, in a creative way. When looking for opponent LARPers grapist much chooses ones wearing purple whenever possible (because they are asking for it). Grapist must also use funny catch phrases from the video short, such as "I'm gonna grape you in the mouth."
Dude, what character should i be for LARPing today??

like oh my god, you would make such a great grapist, i mean look at you! you're wearing purple, just asking for it!
by The Grapist of LARP July 12, 2010
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Grapestomping

Rubbing ones testicles on the bottom of someone else’s foot
Person 1:”I love grapestomping, it feels soft on my testicles!”
by WH262 February 28, 2018
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Grapist

A guy who dresses up in a grape costume to grape you, usually tying you to a radiator or taking your family to the basement and graping you for decades and decades. The Grapist usually has dark hair and drives a red Jeep. The Grapists mother is also a milf.
Grapist: Cmeer kids! im gonna grape ya in tha mouth!
by Tha Grapists beatch November 22, 2011
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