Grapefruit Chair

Louis Tomlinsons dick

Harry sat on a grapefruit chair

by Directioner123456789 April 14, 2013

invisible grapefruit clutch

A heavy-metal hand gesture, in which the subject holds out their hand(s), palm up, fingers broadly curled inward, as if clutching an invisible grapefruit, or an orb of majestic evil power (still invisible).

When the throwing of horns got co-opted by the widespread public to the point where they were often seen from Jonas Brothers fans, Lord Blaspherion G. McSatan decided to adopt a more metal-centric hand gesture: the invisible grapefruit clutch.

by Tyrannorabbit July 5, 2009

Grapefruit Goods

Clothing line, Urban Streetwear: Mens Apparel & Music Production Company

Joe: Should I wear my Billionaire Boys Club t-shirt or my Grapefruit Goods t-shirt?

Bob: DEFF, your Grapefruit Goods tee.

www.grapefruitgoods.com

by Frank Mcdole June 29, 2010

grapefruit technique

A sexual act which involves a split grapefruit with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the grapefruit up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.

Last night I gave my man the grapefruit technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!

by DesX September 23, 2014

Grapefruiting

When a female uses a grape fruit to jack a male off while giving head. typically the male is blind folded and/or restrained.

MALE1: Dude my girl done some crazy shit last night
Male2: Like what?
Male1: She was grapefruiting me all night

by The great grapefruiter May 24, 2014

Grapefruit technique

When you have a grapefruit and you cut it into thirds, then proceed to cut a hole in the middle of it. After procede to suck your man's d*ck and get it hard. Then rub the grapefruit up and down. Remember grapefruit is a fat burner so you lose weight while sucking d*ck.

Bobby"you should tell your GF to use the grapefruit technique on you."
Tim""what is it?"
Bobby"look it up c;"

by Bobby 2.2 February 28, 2018

Grapefruit Soda

The worst and best soda ever made...at the same time. You just love to hate it and hate to love it.

Im drinking some as you read this.


Im also watching you through your bedroom window.

tasty

mmm....I love watching people drink Grapefrout Soda.

by SecCom October 9, 2004