granola 

earthy, hippie-ish

That chick doesn't shave her armpits; she's hella granola.

granola by jake b May 27, 2002

Granola 

A middle age/late age suburbian white man or woman who is usually middle class that values natural things. Granola people, dispite common belief are NOT hippies and have normal houses and familys. They are extremely Left. A Granola person can usually be found in nature or at L.L. Bean.

A Granola Person usually drives a Subaru Outback, Volvo Wagon, or a Honda Element all with Thule roof racks for their skis, bikes, or kayaks.

My Mother, who is very granola.

me:"Ma, can i borrow the subaru to go to my friends?"

Mom:"yeah, but be home by 6. I'm making seaweed raviolis...oh yeah, i left my skis in the car, can you bring them in when you come back?"

Granola by Skier91 December 5, 2007

granola 

Usually found in the northern Rocky Mountains of the continental United States. Often mistakenly linked with hippies, however have no over-arching motivations for societal progress. Instead are focused solely on spending the majority of their time engaging in outdoor recreational pursuits. Despite never having held a full-time job, granolas usually manage to purchase several thousand dollars worth of over-priced outdoors equipment (i.e. skis, kayaks, rock climbing gear) which they strap to their over-burdened 1995 Subaru Legacy station wagons. When not actively outdoors, granolas can be found together in small to medium sized packs smoking marijuana, listening to the String Cheese Incident and Jack Johnson, and watching Warren Miller videos.

90% of the "locals" found in Jackson, Wyoming are granolas.

granola by NooneYouKnow June 17, 2008

granola 

earthy crunchy, nature valley, au natural, plain jane, somewhat dirty and unkempt, and in need of a shower.

After the camping trip we all felt so granola.

granola by BONUS shackalackalacka September 16, 2010

granola 

1. excessively devoted to nature, enviornmental awareness, vegetarian diet, etc

2. a person who is excessively devoted to these issues

That granola type guy really annoys me.

granola by Light Joker April 30, 2006

granola 

An exceedingly liberal hippy. Usually tripped out, is part of the green party, with new-agey views on life and death. Eats no meat, and usually no dairy, and therefore has a low iron count; is probably anemic. Is flaky and fruity, like granola. Yum.

That kid's so much of a granola that the red cross wouldn't accept his blood.

granola by Artsy.not.emo October 15, 2003

granola 

1. Tasty treat made by General Mills. (noun)
2. Yuppie that lives in Boulder, CO and goes hiking all the time, often thinking he is God. (noun)

"Do you know that new guy?"
"Yeah, he's a pot-smokin' Internet trippin' GRANOLA who makes a wild crack pipe."

granola by dingus March 15, 2003