5 definitions by jake b

earthy, hippie-ish
That chick doesn't shave her armpits; she's hella granola.
by jake b May 28, 2002
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An attempt to pleasure a women by sticking 4 fingers up the vagina and 4 others up the ass hole and connecting thumbs while attempting to touch the finger's tips together to form a triangle
Jake wanted to pleasure Karen, who had been pleasured many times before, so he gave her the Def Con Triangle for all out pleasure.
by jake b December 29, 2005
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adj. supremely cool/better than everything else
she wears prada shoes to the gym..how bitchy is that?
by jake b June 9, 2002
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