grandpa

Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.

Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.

by Oz January 18, 2005

grandpa

and old fogey who knows his shit. totally gangsta. lol

"im bout it, im rowdy, i just passed a kidney stone."

by sketch April 18, 2005

Grandpa NO!

When an elderly man makes an unsolicited creepy sexual advance towards a substantially younger woman.

Being in my twenties, it was disturbing to have an octogenarian make a move on me. I was just like Grandpa NO!

by DeeDoggy January 19, 2019

the grandpa

A male on male handjob typically given after a long period in a body of water (pool, hot tub, lake, ocean). The more wrinkly, the better.

After a lengthy session in the pool, Brad gave George his rendition of the grandpa.

by Honeypizzle May 15, 2009

Grandpaing

Grandpa~ing

the act or acting of old age with or without;
white/gray/ambor

hair/scales/fur/leaves

ect

The tree's leafs have been grandpaing for 20 minutes because of the silkworms in it.

by Katrina Hurricane February 7, 2017

grandpa

An over 40 hipster, often seen at clubs or indie shows

A: Tommorrow I'm turning 26! :x
B: You fucking grandpa

by definitionmassah January 28, 2004

grandpa

code name for the guy in Louisiana..that works on women's stuff....for free

Kimberly says grandpa got the tools to fix anything

by Master4passion October 16, 2011