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grandmasexual

A person primarily sexually interested in grandmothers or senior citizens in general.
"You caught Nick Nolte in that retirement community? Doin' WHAT? Homeboy's a grandmasexual!"
by The Decider/Definer/Defiler March 24, 2010
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Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.
Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.
by Third-Degree Crispy August 22, 2010
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Black Grandiosity

The ever evolving collection of cultural beliefs describing the racial identity of African Americans that is both immune from introspection by its own race, can not be observed correctly from outside of the race due to a perceived lack of life experience. At the same time it is omni-intelligent and can observe other races without direct experience and with a perceived lack of bias that no one will challenge.

An ever growing list of positive attributes that can only be obtained by blackness, and an ever growing list of negative qualities that are permanently attached to any amount of whiteness without cause.

An ever growing list of challenges that black people face caused directly by every individual white person.

The observer refuses to observe the observer, and any outsider who makes a contrarian observation is racist.

A debate between a man and his own shadow.
I was the only white student in my African American studies class, and we had a debate on how black people can't be racist. I offered a different perspective but was told my opinions were irrelevant because i was white. You can't argue with Black Grandiosity.
by Peeney Weenus June 4, 2020
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grandinetti

Somebody that has a lot of money and that is Italien.
Maybe the Grandinetti will give you some of his money
by FIGHT ME BRE 14 November 24, 2017
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Grandice

The ship name of celebrities Grant Gustin and Candice Patton of CW's #1 TV series The Flash
Omg Grandice is so adorable in this picture
by Grantgust September 5, 2017
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Grandiowebsense

The feeling that many people get through internet social sites. By posting everything they do, they get a feeling of importance when posting what they are doing akin to living their lives with an audience. In reality nobody cares what they are doing.
She constantly posts everything she does on her Facebook page, she has the craziest grandiowebsense of all time.
by kmonet February 9, 2009
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Grindiosity

The delusional projection that one's life is duller and harder than it really is.
His air of grindiosity was betrayed by his three-day work schedule, four month paid summer vacation and that ski chalet in Vail he thought no one knew about.
by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2020
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