American Grandstand

The act of coming on a girl's face while saluting the American flag. Typically done at the end of having sex, hence the Grandstand finale.

I'm not moving unless I can finish with The American Grandstand. And find me a fucking flag.

by Wickerbasket February 18, 2010

Grandstand

To show obvious wealth, like flexing without trying.

John: I'd pick up the Maserati because I want something that grandstands more, like a lambo

by Mom i swear to god June 22, 2018

grandstander

An attention seeking whore.
Normally also a low-rent troll.

Donald Trump called Comey a grandstander.
Every time he opens his slit he projects.

by 29gts11 August 26, 2020

Grandstanding

To receive fellatio while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet instead of the bowl.

"John keeps talking about how he got a lumpkin AND upper decked somebody the other night."

"Nah, he was just grandstanding - "

by HCGATOR07 December 3, 2009

grandstand

a place to sit at a big rodeo. often full of drunken buckle bunnies lookin for a good time, and dirty old men who love looking at my tight cowgirl ass. grandstands are probably found in other sports as well.

the drugstore cowboy and buckle bunny were falling all over each other while 'watching the rodeo' from the backseat of the grandstand.

by cowgirl_tater May 6, 2004

grandstanding

Brilliant persons of an upstanding community. Usually with huge bottoms.

Council chairpersons

by daniel ives May 7, 2004

Grandstand

Grandstand, or grandstanding, means to do something seemingly normal, like sitting down, in an extravagant way in order to gain attention. It can also be used in politics as a verbal tool or in any sort of oratory action really.
Basically, over the top to be noticed and hopefully admired.

Does he have to grandstand just to sit down?
What you're saying is nothing but political grandstand.

by Brobotnik May 13, 2018