governor

a long fat line of cocaine

"I just cut you a governor"

by Immy T February 18, 2004

governor

a person in charge of a particular political unit

God, now I've gone and busted the Governor

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

Governor DeShaggy

Governor DeShaggy — Another name for The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; The Great White Nope; The most awkward political candidate in the world: Ron DeSantis.

When asked about his ridiculous position about teaching the many positive benifits of slavery in Florida schools he said in a most awkward public interview: It wasn’t me; I didn’t write it — quite reminiscent of the Shaggy hit song I Wasn’t Me.

Get a clue, Ron — if you want to lead; then, you gotta stand behind your own BULLSHITE!!!!!

Refusing to take responsibility for his ridiculous position about teaching the many positive benifits of slavery in Florida schools Governor DeShaggy in a most awkward public interview: It wasn’t me; I didn’t write it — quite reminiscent of the Shaggy hit song I Wasn’t Me.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 29, 2023

Governor DeShaggy

Governor DeShaggy — Another name for The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; The Great White Nope; The most awkward political candidate in the world: Ron DeSantis.

When asked about his ridiculous position about teaching the many positive benifits of slavery in Florida schools he said in a most awkward public interview: It wasn’t me; I didn’t write it — quite reminiscent of the Shaggy hit song I Wasn’t Me.

Get a clue, Ron — if you want to lead; then, you gotta stand behind your own BULLSHITE!!!!!

When asked about his ridiculous position about teaching the many positive benifits of slavery in Florida schools Governor DeShaggy said in a most awkward public interview: It wasn’t me; I didn’t write it — quite reminiscent of the Shaggy hit song I Wasn’t Me, which is how he acquired this new moniker.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 29, 2023

Governor DeShaggy

Governor DeShaggy — Another name for The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; The Great White Nope; The most awkward political candidate in the world: Ron DeSantis.

When asked about his ridiculous position about teaching the many positive benifits of slavery in Florida schools he said in a most awkward public interview: It wasn’t me; I didn’t write it — quite reminiscent of the Shaggy hit song I Wasn’t Me.

Get a clue, Ron — if you want to lead; then, you gotta stand behind your own BULLSHITE!!!!!

Refusing to take responsibility for his ridiculous position about teaching the many positive benifits of slavery in Florida schools Governor DeShaggy in a most awkward public interview: It wasn’t me; I didn’t write it — quite reminiscent of the Shaggy hit song I Wasn’t Me.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 29, 2023

Governor DeathSentence

Nickname given to Florida's governor DeSantis for his poor handling of coronavirus.

Governor DeathSentence has done nothing at all! He blatantly refused to impose any stay at home order and yet he ordered businesses to open up and then blamed local politicians when shit got even worse.

by sergeantpumpkin July 14, 2020

Governor Bambi

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, notorious for the deer-in-the-headlight type looks she gives when asked basic questions by the lame stream media and debate moderators.

See also Mooselini, mama grizzly, Caribou Barbie, and Gorilla from Wasilla.

Governor Bambi has gone into hiding ever since doe season started.

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010