gouche

the area between my big balls and my bum hole

aah hahaha nathan got kiked in the gouche

by Danny January 26, 2004

Gouche

1. a synonym for douche to be used in social situations where to use douche might be inappropriate.
2. a goofy douche.

1. what a gouche!
2. you're a gouche!

by jeffyesquire November 18, 2007

Gouche

A savory meal which is created by chiseling a frozen pot pie into chunks and then heating it in a pot on the stove.

Best if a portion is eaten directly from the pot and the rest is left (lidless) overnight to form a slight crust.

Once the crust has formed, it may be picked off with a raspoon. (A raspoon is a spoon with sharpened edges.) After picking off the crust, the raspoon should be disposed of along with the crust.

The savory gouche must be consumed momentarily before a second crust forms.

I would like some of your savory gouche.

by Corksil.com & Associates September 7, 2008

Gouche

An indescribably awkward human being. Usually uncomfortable at glance and often produces the squinch face of the observer during conversation. The root of the word is derived from a combination of goone and douche.

Jeesie joe of all that is holy you should see this gouche that just started at my work!

by S. T. S. November 4, 2008

Gouche

A gay man who is arrogant that acts like a douche bag.

Chad can be such a gouche to his boyfriend

by avatarxl July 23, 2011

gouche

the space between the end of a woman's vagina (or cooch) and her anus

I rubbed it agains her gouche

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

gouche

When someone is beyond being a douche bag and has stepped into the realm of being a gouche. Aka. a great big douche!

Look at the guy over there he looks like a complete Gouche!

by Original Fritz December 10, 2008