gork

noun - used to identify when someone has absolutely no intelligence, taken from the medical slang of the same name used as shorthand to signify a patient has no brain activity.

by that last remark, you have proven you are a gork

by Willie Felersnatch August 31, 2007

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Gork

One who is both a geek and a dork.

Look at that fucktard with the hunch back and his grandma's bra. Man what a gork

by Kate rocks August 09, 2003

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Gorking

Furiously Masturbating with your own mucus or someone elses.

Last night I caught my 13 year old brother Gorking in my parents bed. I then proceded to sneak in and join him on his Gorking escapade.

by Kingcactuswolf November 03, 2015

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Gork

One of the two Warhammer Orc gods. Constantly warring with sibling, Mork.

"Me'z der messag.. mesang.. TALKER of Gork 'n Mork. Mi'z arsho a sharman. Me'zh a gort er Big stikk, and, er, mezha gonna blurgeon any ladz 'n boyz 'n gobbos 'n stunties 'n tings, dart don't like Gork 'n Mork."

by Warhammer Nerd March 27, 2004

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