gork

noun - used to identify when someone has absolutely no intelligence, taken from the medical slang of the same name used as shorthand to signify a patient has no brain activity.

by that last remark, you have proven you are a gork

by Willie Felersnatch September 8, 2007

Gork

One who is both a geek and a dork.

Look at that fucktard with the hunch back and his grandma's bra. Man what a gork

by Kate rocks August 8, 2003

Gorking

Furiously Masturbating with your own mucus or someone elses.

Last night I caught my 13 year old brother Gorking in my parents bed. I then proceded to sneak in and join him on his Gorking escapade.

by Kingcactuswolf January 4, 2016

Gork

One of the two Warhammer Orc gods. Constantly warring with sibling, Mork.

"Me'z der messag.. mesang.. TALKER of Gork 'n Mork. Mi'z arsho a sharman. Me'zh a gort er Big stikk, and, er, mezha gonna blurgeon any ladz 'n boyz 'n gobbos 'n stunties 'n tings, dart don't like Gork 'n Mork."

by Warhammer Nerd March 27, 2004

Gork

Combination of a person who is a geek AND a dork.

That guy was such a gork, he was so busy paying attention to his hard drive noise he didn't realize his shirt was on inside out.

by EvilJayne May 20, 2008

Gork

A tall goofy looking guy

Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson is a gork

by John King September 1, 2008

gork

When your sex partner attempts to stick their finger in your anus during coitus.

"It freaked me out, I was hittin it and she tried to gork me."

by Mickey Wayne July 1, 2005