Blurgeon 

Someone who uses frozen pickles as a dildo

Damn, Jake is such a Blurgeon

Blurgeon by jamsy??? February 10, 2022

Burgeoning

One who burgeons in the field. One who like to burgeon themselves to burgeon.

That's a little Markiplier tip for all you burgeoning YouTubers out there

Burgeoning by thebestaround69 March 22, 2019

Burgeoning Salmon 

When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.

Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.

Burgeoning Salmon by boatbutter August 10, 2006

Burgeoning

The one who burgeons I’m the field; One who likes to burgen themselves to burgeon

I have a little “Markiplier tip” for all you burgeoning YouTubers out there.

Burgeoning by ArtemisLuck May 14, 2019

bludgeon 

beat, pummel, usually with a large hard object.

Then this kid tried to steal my decks; so I bludgeoned him to death with one of my Tech 1200's.

bludgeon by Sinepunk Macgyver June 30, 2003

Bloody Bludgeon 

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.

"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."

Bloody Bludgeon by DirtySan December 7, 2009

bludgeon 

the act of beating with a short object (normally a club)

Man! The cops bludgeoned the shit out of that guy when they arrested him.

bludgeon by russian123 January 12, 2011