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that gopnik is a yequah.
gopnik by jamie May 20, 2004
An individual devoted to the pursuit of intellectual, social, and creative freedoms, equality, truth, and an accompanied appreciation/interest in diverse cultures. Generally, the person entertains more socially conservative beliefs (ie; a devout Christian) thus appearing contradictory or oxymoronic in superficial encounters. Also has anti-materialistic tendencies.
Ann: How can you be Pro-Choice and say you believe in God?

Jane: Easy, I'm a GOPnik.
GOPnik by Mysteriously_apparent November 21, 2010
gopnik is #1 Best GUI for rogue lineage
Damn gopnik is fire
Gopnik by AndrewTheGoat February 24, 2020
When you shove your semen so far in someone's ass that they pop.
Last night I met this girl, she was really sweet so I Gopnik'd her
Gopnik by DIO!? April 8, 2021

balanced gopnik 

A white trash Russian male who is squatting down, usually in the most inconvenient of places, in order to show his dominance over the other gopnik of the region. Can usually be found balanced on top of fence posts and garbage cans. Will usually say "Oi Blyat" to those who pass by. Be very careful as these creatures are known to be very territorial, they will attac if their balance is being threatened.
Troy: Hey bro be careful when you go to practice today.
Alex: Why bro?
Troy: Cause there's a balanced gopnik on the fence next to the field.
Alex: Thanks bro, I could have been killed.

U nan a gopnik 

When u nan a poor eastern European road man most likely a slav and gets drunk and wears vodka stained adidas home knit sweaters and makes blin for slav grandsons an insult
M8 Boris u nan a gopnik he reply no u so I kill him and eat with mayonez spoon and cheese grater owo uwu

Another one

You got anymore boom nan