Gopher Reach

Standing behind someone and reaching over them in an exaggerated mannerism, resting your testicles on their shoulder. A maneuver typically performed by the alpha male in order to assert his dominance over the victim(s).

Hey look at that dude doing the "gopher reach" - he's got balls of steel.

by honey852 October 29, 2022

Gopher it

Gopher it - gophered it - gophering it

A Semmesian dialect term meaning to do what you have to do without additional thought

Synonyms: grow a sack and do it

Chiefly southern

"I think Pink didn't have enough of a 'gap', but she was DTF, and I decided to gopher it anyway"

by Tman19910 October 30, 2018

gopher

n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.

I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!

by keyshaw April 13, 2005

Gopwell

Adjective. Used to describe someone who has their heart broken or misses an"ex" boyfriend or "ex" girlfriend of theirs.

Used in the Caribbean Island of Dominica and possibly others as well.

Abbreviation: "GP"

Kylie: *sobs*
Rianna: Awwww what happened honey?
Kylie: Jake dumped me.
Crissy: *enters room* *laughs* you have gopwell for that dude? Girl please.

Ke-Sean: I miss Annie a lot tho. I have no idea why she broke up with me. I miss her like crazy.
Michael: Aye guys, Ke-Sean here has GP!

by Waitikubuli18 March 10, 2017

Sneaky Gopher

When you are with a girl and she doesn't know what holes you are going to go into.

I brought that girl from UND back to her dorm and pulled the Sneaky Gopher on her.

by BoozerUofM January 30, 2010

double gopher

When you bang two people in the same day/night

"I just fucked Emily"
"Dude what about Rachel"

"I fucked her today too haha"

"No way, you double gophered! Nice Man"

by Steve36 February 25, 2014

ass gopher

1. One who makes a home in your ass hole as a gopher would do.

2. an obsessive person. kind of like when you say Zach is so far up Sean's ass it is unbelievable.

Why are you so obsessed with me you fucking ass gopher.

by pimp juice101 December 13, 2006