gyrosexual

When someone has a strong sexual attraction to green things, people, animals, etc...

me: matthew why did you give shrek a blowjob

Matthew: because im a gyrosexual

by ilikegreendick February 21, 2017

Gymsexual

A person typically a man in their twenties or thirties who is so in love with themselves that they would prefer to have sex with gym mirrors.

Chad is such a gymsexual

by Bigboi246 October 22, 2019

Gyrosexual

A person with the strange sexual attraction to people, things, animals of the colour green

Matthew, you can't shove a green marker up your asshole. YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL

by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017

Gojosexual

yk Gojo Satoru...yes it means the sexuality that only simps for Gojo because he is amazing and has the most scrum-didl-umptious eyes anyone could ever ask for

Person one: "gojo's such a cool character, i really love him"
Person two: "woah are you a gojosexual???"
Person one: "yes..."
Person two: "cool, me too"

by ahahahsjsjsjsjsjsj March 17, 2021

Geosexual

Those that love having sex in a variety of location, especially outdoor environmentalists. Geosexuals are nature lovers enjoying outdoor adventure that includes fucking outdoors along streams, on beaches, in alpine meadows in forests, wide open prairies, hidden in swamp grass, on mountain tops, on the edge of a cliffs and/or while parachuting. Any site with a great with a spectacular view or totally hidden. Geosexuals also like doing it on maps.

I have had several lovers that were geosexuals, they loved doing it in outdoor locations. My best geosexual experiences were doing it on a cliff with our head hanging over the 300-hundred-foot drop to the sea and doing it in a meadow under a total solar eclipse.

by GeoRaven November 23, 2021

Gnomosexual

adj. Sexually attracted to short people.

"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."

by fgcp October 9, 2009

Gyrosexual

Somebody, (mostly tall blonde weirdos named Matthew) who is sexually attracted to the colour green

Matthew! why the hell did you think it was a good idea to masturbate to our classrooms showing of how the grinch stole Christmas!!.......(sigh) you stupid gyrosexual

by Hard for green January 20, 2017