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Goosecock the Barbarian

originally Goosecock Billygoat. dumbass selfish cock that liked to do cocain and her dumbass got caught for that shit because she was goin around school like CHECK OUT THIS COKE I HAVE. then her dumbass gets arrested for ecstasy because she did the same shit and she got a year of drug court for 2 arrests. so now she goes out of her house everyday of the week and gets drunk then sneeks back in at about 4 or 5 in the morning. then her dumbass takes shit like codine in school and she does this everyday and torturing her is the best.
if you don't know Goosecock the Barbarian you are lucky but she is a good person to copy off of in history class. and shes overweight
by ihatesmith February 26, 2005
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Goosepoop

The acting of busting a nut (excrementing Semen) on a females chest.
"yo man that was some straight up Goosepoop shit!" This can be taken in more than one way. This quote can be referred to as two people talking about a porno where a man busted his load on a hott females breasts. Yet it can also be talking about something thats really cool. as in "that beat was straight up Goosepoop!" ie, off the chain.
by Iridescent Exposure January 4, 2008
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Goosecock the Barbarian

FUCK Goosecok quit slitting your wirsts with your "lizard" and quit being so god damn emosexual!!
by asdfa March 3, 2005
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Goosebomps

Used to describe when something, typically a song, stimulates a strong feeling that gives someone chills, goosebumps or makes them bop. These can occur all at the same time, or separately.
A: Hey B, did you hear that song I sent you yet?
B: Yeah, it have me goosebomps.
A: What's goosebomps?
B: It's when a song gives you goosebumps and is such a bop at the same time.
A: Bruh it's just a song from a game that was released a decade ago
B: Bitch it's a RELIGION. It stirs up all kinds of emotions in my heart.
A: I didn't know you loved Mario Kart Wii that much...
by Lon3r April 29, 2021
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Goosemore

Noun: A teenager who is madly in love with his best friend's best friend, regardless of gender.
Hey Goosemore! Stop ogling my best mate!
by Ulysses Jackson January 24, 2023
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Gooseopher

A special name for a special someone. Gooseophers are highly intelligent and quite friendly. He can look mean and scary at first, but once you get to know him he’s the sweetest boy you’ll ever know. He can be very in touch with his emotions, and a great and loyal friend. If you have a Gooseopher never let him go <3
My cats and is gooseopher
by Sillybillynames August 17, 2024
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Gooseloop

A great invention that everyone needs to have in their household, something that will make anyone who uses it happy no matter how shit their life is. It is composed of a hoop of rope tied to a ceiling, not to be confused with a noose.
"I've had such a bad day man"
"Looks like you could use a Gooseloop"
by kuyashiiwa August 4, 2025
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