Goontard

GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.

Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.

by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

Goonga Galoonga

A phrase that someone may use to express deep shock or excitement.

1: I lost 50 pounds on weight watchers!

2: GOONGA GALOONGA!!!! You look amazing!

by JettaPussy October 7, 2018

Goona

Australian slang, native origins mostly used in Qld/NT, meaning shit.

Pronunciation:

The 'oo' like you would any Australian word, think of the sound 'ou' makes in the word 'would'.

Synonyms:

Nurry

Man.. I really gotta go do a goona ay.

by mouldyole March 23, 2010

goonda

(goon'du) n. a person of Middle Eastern descent.

That damn goonda yelled, "lalalala," and blew up my car.

by HotCupOfJoe October 12, 2013

goongala

The battle cry of TMNT character and masked vigilante, Casey Jones.

"It's time to fight! GOONGALA!"

by Kraul January 12, 2004

Goonah Jab

To jab one's Goonah

Wow josh W. you Goonah jabbed your girlfriend

by Woody13243 May 15, 2010

goonbating

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011