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Goonscapade

A combination of goon (cask wine) and escapade. Describes the antics the drinker gets up to after dusting off some particularly poor quality goon.
(Two friends after dusting off a sack)

Male 1: Goonscapades?

Male 2: Shit yeeeee!
by yyorgi December 8, 2010
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OVO Goons

Drake fans. OVO Goons are extremely loyal to Drake and bump all the music he puts out. If you dislike Drake they will list his multiple accolades to you while wearing their OVO hoodie. They also will often have an owl in their Instagram bio
Ben: Aye man Drake sucks

Ethan: Bro you're wrong, he is a legend, top 3 all time

Ben: ugh you must be part of the OVO Goons
by Bathing Grape August 7, 2019
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goonshagne

Pronounced goon-shane

Cheap Sparkling Wine. In fact the cheapest sparkling wine at a bottlo, should only be purchased in the absence of passionpop at said bottle shop.

The term itself is a portmanteau of goon and champagne despite the fact that goonshagne will almost certainly never be from the champagne region of france.
Underage Slut: Hi bottlo attendant. Give me a bottle of your finest passion pop.
Store Guy: Orrrr...Sorry we're out.
Underage Slut: Fuckin Fuck! I wanted to fuckin trash myself with it and get with six guys. Oh well i'll just take a few bottles of goonshagne, at least that stuff looks pretty classy.

Drunk reveler 1: Yes! I found a bottle of goonshagne in your mums cupboard!
Drunk reveler 2: Yeah, shes a closest alco...
Drunk reveler 1: oh...
by Team JedAli September 20, 2007
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Goobus

Half way between a goober and a dingus. Not quite a dingus, but more goofy than a goober.
Man, that Ethan kid is a real Goobus.
by Goobmaster66 February 16, 2017
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Goonswooper

Goonswoop; an act performed in many different sports or activities, especially in BMX Racing. Goon swooping is when a rider is so far behind in a race, he or she resorts to white lining the bottom of a corner at speeds of around 3-5 MPH and pushes up any rider(s) that he or she can. The word "Goonswoop" is a combination of the words; Goon (A ridiculous, odd, strange, or in this case slow, person) and Swooping (the act of white lining a corner in order to get close to another racer). "Goonswooping" has different forms, for example; A Goonswooper, someone who goonswoops. Goonswoop, the act of goonswooping.
Dude, did you see Justin's first turn?
Yeah man he totally goonswooped the guy!
True, but the guy taking him out in the last turn was way overkill.

Have you met him before?
No, I think I've heard you talking about him before though.
You probably have, he's a total goonswooper, it really pisses me off sometimes.
by SuperNewg April 16, 2014
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Goofus

Someone who is both goofy and doofus at the same time
She such a goofus
by RedQueen666 July 25, 2018
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green valley goons

A group of fine gentlemen based out of Seattle who partake in goon shit and do snowsports
Damn bro the green valley goons really ran us for our za.
by berry macockener 425 November 28, 2022
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