Goontosis

The heightened state of gooning, similar to enlightenment for gooning. The individual who reaches goontosis can control their sperm like an air bender for avatar, also known as a cum bender.
I once saw a robber running away after robbing the bank, but he was struck down in a barrage of sperm pellets controlled by someone who achieved goontosis
by MasterGooner February 20, 2024
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goontosis

A state of paralysis caused from too much gooning.
"What's wrong with that guy?"
"Someone call a doctor! He's in goontosis!"
by OJ Simpso February 08, 2024
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Goontosis

To be infected or lost in the state of gooning, being sent to the Brainrot Multiverse, Goonvana
"my gooning streak went up by 7 weeks yesterday so I might be diagnosed with Goontosis chat.
by Skibussynga April 07, 2024
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Goontosis

Goontosis means the state of gooning so much your mind gets taken over by the amount of gooning that you are doing, and you just get taken over and then get so much pleasure, you pass out.
Aidan - Oh no! Junior is going into goontosis!
Junior - oh shit... i-i think i lost my gooning streak *busts*
by So, we're trolling. February 19, 2024
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goontosis

“goontosis” is the aftermath of a extended gooning session. some symptoms of goontosis is purple dick, extreme penile pain, and swollen testicals and shaft. If you have these symptoms please call a doctor and stop gooning immediately!
sir, you are going into full state goontosis!
by the gooner January 27, 2024
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goontosis

A pre Goonvana state where you enter an almost trance of gooning. Typically starts to occur around hour 8-10 of gooning.
I heard u reached goontosis last weekend, it’s a shame he couldn’t pass to goonvana
by typegabe March 26, 2024
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Goontosis

when you goon so hard you reach Goontosis
“911 whats your emergency”

“I have been gooning

“since?”

“may.. may 2022”

“oh my your in a full blown state of goontosis
by Tbvnks February 21, 2024
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