goonchuck

someone who uses strange tools to complete a job.

I can't believe you thought a hammer was a good tool to fix a toilet. Brett, you are such a goonchuck.

by 731sampson January 2, 2008

goonchuck

Someone who uses his weiner for a brain

How did that hammer work on the toilet? Brett you are such a goonchuck

by Sampson Barton January 11, 2008

Goonshark

Declan

Fuck, Goonshark loves goon

by VBinMYblood February 17, 2018

Gonschous

Gorgeous; bodacious; perfect in every way

"No one has the right to be so fucking gonschous."

by Rainbow Lorri May 9, 2023

goonch

a catfish that is found in the foot hills of the Himalayas they can grow up to 12 ft and are able to swallow a man howl

an Indian man was confirmed swallowed by a goonch

by midnight-L7 August 20, 2010

Gooncheese .

Meaning idiot , Mainly a cross between a Nobcheese and a goon . Mainly used around the Romford area .

idiotweirdnobcheesegoonGooncheese .

by Essex♥ November 5, 2009

Goonschlagga

The act of performing the Goonschlagga Gambit on a chess opponent.

The Goonschlagga Gambit is the largest possible trade in the game of chess, and often is performed against young children as their brains are wrinkleless and undeveloped, making their chess strategy often far worse than that of wrinkly old brains. The Goonschlagga Gambit is the act of sacrificing a pawn in order to capture the opposing player's queen if they capture the pawn with their queen. This forces the opponent to choose between moving their queen to safety and losing the enemy pawn capture, or saving their queen. Those with brains of the mushier variety are far more susceptible to the Goonschlagga Gambit, and will choose to take the pawn.

"Do you smell what what the Rock is cooking?"
"N- no-"
"That's right, you got 'schlagged bitch"
"...what lol"
"THE GOONSCHLAGGA YOU FOOL >:))"

by the_Blind_Bread August 2, 2021