goondick

Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.

So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.

by Waddle June 11, 2006

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Goondom

1. The changing status of a person who is acknowledged as a goon.

Chris: Man, that guy just cut in line right in front of everyone! What a goon!

Steve: Yea, his level of goondom just went straight through the roof.

by Rosemont4Life December 5, 2011

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Goonod • goonodo • gooned • goonday • gooned out • Goono • goonoid • Goonology • goonad • goonda

Goondock

A term which denotes where you hail from, or in reference to your neighborhood. It is meant to be used with pride, similar to 'hood.

Where you think you at nigguh, this is our goondock motherfucka

by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

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Goondiwindi

Used as a greeting or farewell, which exuberantly expresses well-wishes while giving both the greeter and the greetee the distinct though ultimately misleading impression that they are using a word which is tied to a rich and timeless cultural tradition.

"Goondiwindi! May many blessings befall you."

"Goondiwindi, this is Eddy, how may I direct your call?"

"I'm afraid you've dialed the wrong number. Goondiwindi."

by SkaWoman October 20, 2009

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