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glonging

To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".
"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."
by maranathasoon August 21, 2019
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Goonling

The biggest goon of them all.
The calculation for "goonling" is the sqrt of the goonster divided by the number of orsons in donny's possession.
It is sometimes confused with "gooning" by low IQ individuals.
"That reef donny is such a goonling"
"got an oswin of dizz pal?, nah only orsons of bud on drop offs you goonling"
by onlygotsamuels January 6, 2021
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gooning for the 1%

Brutal and more subtle strategies and tactics by the politicians, police, courts, corporations, and the 1% to suppress the right to free speech and the right to public assembly with regards to social, economic, and political justice. This is often done in the form shooting war veterans in the face with rubber bullets, tear gassing and beating and arresting defenceless bystanders, woman, children, protesters and the press with clubs and military like assaults. The beatings and violence suppression tactics are purported to be for public health and safety purposes (of the 1%).

This is often in contrast to the suppressors efforts to accommodate a small minority within the 1% (.0001% that destroyed the economy) by failing to enforce laws, writing new laws to make illegal activities legal, and providing perverse incentives, perverse subsidies, perverse bonuses, perverse tax breaks, perverse corporate transfer of wealth from the shareholders to the top management that increase social and economic injustice and destroy the economy for the 99%. The brutal tactics are supplemented by much more repressive tactics governmental by goons of the 1% that write laws and self-regulate their activities, since these methods are more pervasive and detrimental to the 99.9%
Someone should talk to the Koch Brothers about sponsoring a tea party for the Mayors and Governors to discuss improved methods for "gooning for the 1%". These Occupy Wall Street people are getting to be a public nuisance, and want to slow the transfer of wealth and power from the poor to the rich. The Occupiers also want to criminalize illegal activities of the 1%.
by mlhiss November 15, 2011
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gooning and bating

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating
by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023
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Goontings

Something a goon would do.
When you do not care about anything except the fact that you or the people surrounding you are of the goons.
John : Hey man i don't think we should be robbing this bank in broad daylight with police surrounding the bank.

Yasaar : Stop being a pussy, let's just do it, Goontings alright !!!
by Goontings October 10, 2014
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Gooning

The act of doing a little trolling/ doing some kind of Dionysian expression either online or in real life, typically enjoyed by MIA listeners
Me and the goons smoked American spirits then went drunk driving in the goon bus last night. One could say we did a little Gooning.
by Gabriel.Styx February 13, 2022
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Popperbating and Gooning Out

The saying for when you popperbate and goon out
Kyle and I were popperbating and Gooning Out this weekend. How was your weekend?
by Roseboy May 16, 2022
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