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Goonin

by swaggajackablacka November 13, 2011
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gooning

The act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator; getting so into masturbating, or jacking off, that the dude becomes a total goon; becomes stupid on his own cock. Can think of nothing else but busting a nut.
Big Bro: Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were jacking off.

Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!
by jackinjason September 14, 2005
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glonging

To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".
"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."
by maranathasoon August 21, 2019
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Goonling

The biggest goon of them all.
The calculation for "goonling" is the sqrt of the goonster divided by the number of orsons in donny's possession.
It is sometimes confused with "gooning" by low IQ individuals.
"That reef donny is such a goonling"
"got an oswin of dizz pal?, nah only orsons of bud on drop offs you goonling"
by onlygotsamuels January 6, 2021
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Googin

Googin is a term to describe a fisherman who repeated does stupid things while fishing. Or a Fisherman who does not seem to be able to follow simple directions.
I made sure you did not pull a googin move and put a jig into someone, or sinker across someones noggin.

a true jig fisherman would not put clam on the hook targetting cod, Just don't get caught doing it on a Party Boat as you will make yourself look like a googin
by Oceanpro December 25, 2009
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goonin it up

when you walk around barefoot make unfunny jokes and behave in an over all douche bag manner. a typical goon is oblivious to that fact that they're fucking everything up for everyone and that they're not fucking funny at all.

the common goon outfit consists of a black wife beater, black gym shorts, barefeet, and a backwards hat that pushes their pet groomed hair into a faux-mullet.

they take extensive pride in their caveman looking girlfriends who they treat like shit anyway. when someone goons it up they usually take 1 step foward but 5 steps back.

a person who goons it up will commit an offense against an innocent person but expect the said innocent person to assume all guilt for their confronting of you. when someone goons it up in a confrontation they usually resort to light shoving and this obnoxious tactic of pointing their index finger in your face.
college kid 1: greg hasn't taken his girlfriend out on a date yet and they've been goin out for 4 months.

college kid 2: yea, gregs really goonin it up.

college kid 1: wow, john hasn't taken a fuckin shower in over 3 days.

college kid 2: what do you expect, he's always goonin shit up.

college kid 1: yo dylan why the fuck are you wearing the same shit you wore yesterday and the day before??

dylan: im just goonin it up!

college kid 1: yo greg just asked me for money to take his girlfriend out on a date.

college kid 2: goonin it up as usual.

typical goon: I WAS JUST TRYNA BE FUNNY LOLOL!!
by youngh0v March 12, 2009
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Goongie

A way to describe a retarded cat.
Goongie you stupid fuck.
by GoongieonGoongie October 11, 2019
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