goonclock

a word used by various interlectuals from london, basicly to annoy less smart people who do not know what it meens, but infact, it meens nothing. Its just there to make them think hard and get fraustrated.

dumb person:omg y r u reading a book
interlectual: its actually very interesting and funny, its about people like you.
dumb person: o shut up you geek.
interlectual: oh get on with your life you goonclock!
dunb person: huh? wtf does that meen? WHY ARE CALLING ME THAT?!
interlectual: MUAHAHAHAH!!!!

by charlie June 19, 2006

gooselicker

A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same side effects as heroine.

I heard Bill Gates used to be a gooselicker.

by Stephany Mercedes Garcia May 18, 2006

bf goodlick

a girl who sucks dicks with her frizzy hair and everyone hates her because she is a fucking slut.

That girl is a fucking bf goodlick!

by haha000007777 May 22, 2006

Goondick

A deep thinker that sometimes is misunderstood for brainstorming outloud or bring dramatic effect to the situation, sometime not politically correct. Fearless with speech sometime making fun of themselves to prove a point.

Q:How we gonna get down from the 2nd floor of the new building?

A:We should put in firemens pole.

A: Your such a Goondick. We should have stairs like everyother building!

by Goondick February 7, 2019

goofdick

Someone who is fucking goofy, and acts like a dick.

***** (8:14:19 PM): what the fuck is a goofdick?
reasonless** (8:14:40 PM): why the fuck does it matter? rofl
reasonless** (8:15:47 PM): Here i'll break it down
reasonless** (8:15:54 PM): what does goofy mean? what does dick mean?
reasonless** (8:16:02 PM): usually someone who is a goofy fuckin dick

John, you're a fuckin goofdick.
Damn, that kid was some goofdick johanson.

by MisterBee April 12, 2008

Goonalicous

an attractive female with a tendency for blushing on public transportation

That girl at the bus stop was goonalicous

by anonintransit March 18, 2009

Goon Flick

To masturbate and finish in a compulsive manner followed with a quick flick of the wrist upon release of bodily fluids.

"Bro ain't no way bro just 360 Goon Flick'd the shit outta me."

by StrawHatMan69 August 11, 2024