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GROLIES

Medical shorthand. Guardian Reader Of Limited Intelligence In Ethnic Skirt.
Female, 45, complaining of intense stress-related chest pain. Diagnosis: GROLIES. Prescription: 5mg ketamine, diurnal, to be taken anally.
by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007
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Screenshot Goodies

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.
Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"
by David The Strange May 28, 2009
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bliss goodies

The object of Adam Lambert's desire and what he used to do a great tutorial on mascara.
1.)"OMG did you see how cute Adam Lambert was when he clawed and meowed for those bliss goodies?!"
2.)after recieving bag of bliss goodies..."Yaaay!!" then claws open bag in a frenzy.
by iheartadamlambert July 18, 2010
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ging gongs are goolied

This refers to having sweaty testicles.
'' My ging gongs are goolied! ''
by ging gongs September 12, 2011
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Goomies

Jonny : you were trippin face last night.
Dan : yeah. Fuckin goomies did me in.
by The_Streets October 12, 2017
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goolie-clencher

(Or, "ball clencher", "cheek clencher", or just "clencher" for short)

A bad or painful result. Similar to having one's goolies put in a vice. Can also mean a bad or painful result for someone else.
Glen: What's up dude?
Sandeep: My God. I followed our analyst recommendation and bought Enron bonds. They've just filed for Chapter 11 and there's no bid for the shit. I've just lost $35,000,000.
Glen: Wow, that is a Class A goolie-clencher. Think you'd better find a headhunter.

Mark: How did the Quantum Mechanics exam go?
John: Terrible. Question 2, you had to derive the magnetic moment of the electron from scratch!
Mark: WHAT? What a ball-clencher! That takes hours!

Duncan: Was that snotty kid we saw last year bowling his shite?
Josh: Yeah, first two balls I smacked him for six, and then the next one I drove it back over his head for four missing his head by about 2 inches ...
Duncan: Clench!
by mp666 March 4, 2010
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goulies

umm. english slang 4 balls or bollocks
someone stamped on sam's goulies
by Nick February 1, 2004
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